Being drunk at his place at the end of your Saturday night is nothing to be suspicious of, but when he asks you to stay over on a Monday night after you made him watch The Bachelorette finale, he might not mean on his couch.
This means one thing, he is thinking about you in your panties, and he has definitely thought about getting you out of them.
He loves to place his hand on the small of your back and lead you out the door. Any excuse he has to touch you he will certainly take advantage of.
When he casually questions how your love life is, he probably doesn’t want to know who you’re going out to dinner with, he wants to know whether or not you’re having sex, and who you’re having sex with. This allows him to gauge how much of a chance he actually has. If you have no sex at all, he’ll take it as a challenge. If you have sex with only 10s he’ll still take it as a challenge.
He wants to let you know he’s having sex so that you picture him doing it. He most likely thinks you’re going to imagine him as some smooth stallion making a girl orgasm like she never has before, but you probably don’t want to picture him having sex at all. And if you do, you try to remove that image from your head as quickly as possible.
Or your ass. When he looks at your body in places he can’t touch it’s because he’s imagining what it would be like to be able to do so.
When you’re out to eat and he tells you how sexy he thinks the waitress is, he is voicing his honest opinion, but he’s also trying to make you see him in that light. The light of him picking up girls and possibly banging them.
When you’re at the bar and he scans the room, and says “How about that guy?” He is trying to see who you’d potentially have sex with, and how he measures up to them. If you say you think a guy is hot who he feels is equally as sexable as he is, he knows he has a chance.
You modestly deny it, to avoid sounding like a conceited bitch, but part of you might agree with them when they explain their reasoning.
When he comes over before you go out and you rush to answer the door in your little dress and heels, he accidentally says, “Damn.” And you secretly love it.
When he asks you to dinner and you tell him you’d much rather do lunch, his brutal disappointment speaks for itself. He usually persuades you to hangout at night, and it’s because he has a better chance of sleeping with you after dark than during casual luncheon conversation.
Just so he has an excuse to watch with you, and have as much hand touching as possible when you both reach for the popcorn at the same time.
You never have to ask if he wants another round because he always ask you first. He’s never apprehensive to buy you your third beer, or fourth.
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