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30 Hilarious Photos Of Inanimate Objects That Mildly Resemble A Penis

30 Hilarious Photos Of Inanimate Objects That Mildly Resemble A Penis

August 19, 2015

1. Must’ve been a giant or something.

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2. When you see it…

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3. That’s what happens when I watch Baywatch!

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4. Yo! Gabba Gabba! Check this out!

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5. I prefer cucumbers.

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6. Putting frosting on it must’ve been fun.

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7. I’m thankful for this photo.

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8. Some mug.

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10. Bubble sword for kids… Or a sex toy?

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11. THIS IS WHY CATS WILL CLAW AT YOUR DICK.

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12. I’ve never heard of ‘Choking the clam’ before.

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13. Talk about disappointing.

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14. His milkshake brings all the giraffes to the yard…

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15. Those Vikings sure did love their phallic humor.

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16. Speaking of Scandinavian dick humor, check out this tree from IKEA.

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17. Tony, get that shoe off your dick!

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18. Deer. They will eat your trees and leave you with this giant ‘Fuck You.’

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19. ‘Pipe’

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20. This ice cream IS magic.

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21. Jump for joy when you get an erection while flying.

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22. Swedes sure do love their penis-shaped objects.

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23. Even Mother Nature is in on it.

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24. This is from an elementary school.

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25. ‘P’ & ‘P’

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26. Yet another example of getting screwed.

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27. Poorly placed thumb.

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28. What’s wrong with this limp cactus?

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29. Enough bones to grow a bush.

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30. Apparently I’ve been drinking space jizz?

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