I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers; but then, nobody is perfect.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I love the intellectual type, they know everything and suspect nothing.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.
The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who’ll marry you.
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I only cook when I’m in love.
Husbands are like fires—they go out when unattended.
To a smart girl men are no problem—they’re the answer.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
I pay all my own bills… I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
Macho does not prove mucho.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman—not just a man with muscles.
The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a ‘sleeping dictionary.’ Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I’m still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.
I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So Momma sent me to a different school.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
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